Monday with 272 notes / reblog
ghettogrier:

well can you fix my life bc you fucked it up pretty bad
"is that five direction???"
every time a family member of mine tries to guess what I’m listening to (via closet-fangirl)

longislandraised:

I can’t wait till my kids obsess over a band and ask me money for tickets, albums, and band merch. Then their father will be like, “Babe, remember when you were obsessed with my band?”

even if you’re not a calum girl you’re still a calum girl

(Source: ghettogrier)

CONVO WITH THIS GIRL AT TARGET
Me: *casually walking down the CD aisle*
Girl to her friend: omg! Luke looks so hot but I can't see his beautiful face when he looks down!
Me being the nosy lil shit I am: You know that's Ashton right?
Girl: Whatever, You can have him I don't like British guys anyway
Me:
Girl:
Me:
Girl:
Me: You need help.
Monday with 496 notes / reblog
5sxcondsofchestpains:

But wait can we talk about MICHAELS ARM VEINS
Monday with 8,259 notes / reblog
hioraye:

michaelgclifford:

MICHAEL’S LITTLE BUTT IN KHAKIS PLS

heart eyes mother fucker

queenmogar:

RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD

(via tropicalucas)

Monday with 8,304 notes / reblog
5sospenises:

CALUM IN THE THIRD ONE OMFG