I can’t wait till my kids obsess over a band and ask me money for tickets, albums, and band merch. Then their father will be like, “Babe, remember when you were obsessed with my band?”
Girl to her friend: omg! Luke looks so hot but I can't see his beautiful face when he looks down!
Me being the nosy lil shit I am: You know that's Ashton right?
Girl: Whatever, You can have him I don't like British guys anyway
Me: You need help.
RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD